I blame the drugs I was on in the hospital .... it made my Grammerish Nazi mind numb ... I am not PERFECT either ... ever.... and get dinged by other Grammer Nazis lol ....
SO if you didn't know I have spent many many days in the hospital the last two months ...practically a whole month in the hospital... it's just ... yeah....
So my first stay I had a private room all to myself with an amazing view ...
Second stay I had a roommate and while mildly amused and annoyed - she ended up growing on me. (Older lady who was really scared and thought she was going to die when she came in - and we both came in about the same time)
Third stay - I had a roommate - that roommate died. I'm pretty positive ... then I got moved to a private room with lots of room... and the water pipe was leaking ... and it was determined that there was an effing hole in the pipe... so I got moved again.... but funny enough - I got moved again ... BUT ... I ended up in my same room where the roommate died and this time I got an awesome roommate.... then she got discharged ... and then I got another older lady with a bad UTI and then she left and I got Ms. Crazy-Pants...
this new roommate is weird
her husband and daughter left her and she has no idea where they went
like they moved
she doesn't know where they were
Wtf
even
like where they were living/staying
That's weird...
She hasn't fallen recently but has a broken hip (and a broken femur) ....
Isn't the femur in the leg?
Yeah
Wtf
The nurse said her name
And she goes "I don't know how you guys got those names"
"I didn't give them to anyone"
Wow that's nodd
Odd
And she asked what she's called, and she says Connie
Then 3 minutes later she says "Oh I go by Connie too"
?
Omg wrong IM boys lololol
Hmmm
She says "I don't remember anything"
She doesn't know the 3 medications she takes
Wow
She doesn't know her ex husband's phone number
Nothing
Wow
What an odd thing
She just said she tripped and that's how she broke her hip
Isn't that a fall?
Oh yes.... femur is the thigh bone
Umm yeah
Her diagnosis is "femur break"
She says she split her thigh bone in half
Woah
Nonono
She says she split her hip in half
Ohhh
Umm
She says she broke her hip
Maybe she forgot her body parts too
Maybe..??
Lololol
So my first stay I had a private room all to myself with an amazing view ...
Second stay I had a roommate and while mildly amused and annoyed - she ended up growing on me. (Older lady who was really scared and thought she was going to die when she came in - and we both came in about the same time)
Third stay - I had a roommate - that roommate died. I'm pretty positive ... then I got moved to a private room with lots of room... and the water pipe was leaking ... and it was determined that there was an effing hole in the pipe... so I got moved again.... but funny enough - I got moved again ... BUT ... I ended up in my same room where the roommate died and this time I got an awesome roommate.... then she got discharged ... and then I got another older lady with a bad UTI and then she left and I got Ms. Crazy-Pants...
this new roommate is weird
her husband and daughter left her and she has no idea where they went
like they moved
she doesn't know where they were
Wtf
even
like where they were living/staying
That's weird...
She hasn't fallen recently but has a broken hip (and a broken femur) ....
Isn't the femur in the leg?
Yeah
Wtf
The nurse said her name
And she goes "I don't know how you guys got those names"
"I didn't give them to anyone"
Wow that's nodd
Odd
And she asked what she's called, and she says Connie
Then 3 minutes later she says "Oh I go by Connie too"
?
Omg wrong IM boys lololol
Hmmm
She says "I don't remember anything"
She doesn't know the 3 medications she takes
Wow
She doesn't know her ex husband's phone number
Nothing
Wow
What an odd thing
She just said she tripped and that's how she broke her hip
Isn't that a fall?
Oh yes.... femur is the thigh bone
Umm yeah
Her diagnosis is "femur break"
She says she split her thigh bone in half
Woah
Nonono
She says she split her hip in half
Ohhh
Umm
She says she broke her hip
Maybe she forgot her body parts too
Maybe..??
Lololol
that twat just asked me to move her bed pan
Wtf
I said "I can't move your bed pan" she goes "I was told someone in here needs to move the bed pan, who is that going to be?" I said "A nurse or a CNA, I'm also a patient" "Well don't get mad at me" then stop talking to me you twat
and asking me to do stuff
and accusing me of having your wallet and wheelchair (earlier today)
HELLO ... is ANYONE out THERE?
Nurse comes in: "You cannot yell, you have to use your nurse button" they tell her for the 300th time....
Roommate: It doesn't work (or I can't find it, when it's right next to her) ....
Nurse: "You have a roommate and other people can hear you, you have to use the nurse button" they show her how to use it for the 300th time.
(5 minutes later) .. "HELLO!!! HELP!!!"
BTW - she wanted to know if everything was okay - that's it.
30 seconds after the nurse leaves after wanting to know if everything is okay...
HELLO!! ANYONE OUT THERE?? I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM .....
OMG .... she makes great story material but let me tell you ... nope... nope on all the rest of it....
She just said "I'm from Washington State - I don't even know how I got here"
the nurse lookkkkkkkked at her and goes.... "you are in Washington"
Lol
she needs constant attention
she can't find her nurse button that's RIGHT NEXT to her
she yells HELLO and HELP every few minutes
to get the attention of staff
she's got a broken hip - which she said she didn't fall recently but then said she thinks she tripped and that's how it happened ...ummmmmm
She was on the phone with I think the kitchen basically telling them that she's being held hostage and she wants to leave and no one will let her leave. She also doesn't believe she had surgery because she doesn't have any "surgery stuff" on her. And she's harassing EVERYONE who comes in here. My doctor came in and she was demanding to know why she couldn't leave.... it's gonna be a day ....guess she has dementia and she's an alcoholic ....she slept most of yesterday and last night ....she had trouble waking up this morning and basically all that happened in the last ....er... hour ... the call to the kitchen was shocking - I actually thought she called 911
Lol
this twat just accused me of having her wallet
and then she said her wheelchair was over here and asked me to take it to her
I told her I don't have any of her stuff
Omg
and then she started talking about popcorn and how she needs to find her popcorn and she doesn't know where she got it
Cray cray
these nurses just don't understand how bat shit crazy she is
Charlene - one of the CNAs that I really like ...
she won't stay late because of this chick
now she's pulled some poor CNA in here and told him that someone brought her in here and laid her down but she's not supposed to be here
I could literally just write about this bitch and entertain the world
IGNORE THE UNLE - I was probably going to write something else but .... got sidetracked
I went for a walk - came back to kind rearrange my small space because I no longer have to worry about the IV pole - I pressed the button for the nurse expecting the CNA that is taking care of me to come in but I guess she left so i got this cranky bitch ..
Okay
so I asked her if I had to use the red wipes (the surgical wipes you have to "wash" with before surgery) or if I could just use the blue ones cuz I wanted to clean up a bit and change my clothes ... and I asked her for a white hospital bag to put my dirty clothes in... I also asked if she could move the bed over enough so I could fit the walker over on the side so I could get to it better and so she does - then she tells me once my roommate comes back I can't have the bed that far over and that it'll have to be moved back. I said "what's the point then?" She goes "exactly" but she had already moved it over .
I told her to put it back then ... even though my roommate can't get out of bed .. she goes "why not?" I said "she broke her hip" .... then she said "that's if she even comes back,," WTF wouldn't she? She's homeless. So I said "even if she doesn't come back I'll still get a new roommate so it's pointless,,," she moved the bed "back" and I reminded her about the bath wipes and the bag - she gives me the exasperated sigh I love so much that lets you know that you are taking up too much air from the rest of the human race and she says "does it have to be now? I need to finish my vitals: .....
I told her not to worry about it - I had cold wipes and a grocery bag. She left and hasn't come back
oh and the same twat CNA from yesterday .... I had my light on and the roommate had her light on... she came in here and was taking care of the roommates redonk needs and then she came over and turned off my light while she was on the phone about the roommate.... and when she was done, she left. She didn't even ask me what I needed....
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so I didn't tell you the story from the ER on Friday - last Friday of course
so we were at the ER waiting to be seen for about 5 1/2 hours
anyway - there was this couple there as long as us
so we were at the ER waiting to be seen for about 5 1/2 hours
anyway - there was this couple there as long as us
the woman was a nurse, knew that just from bits and pieces - and a nurse here even ...
so this guy came in with two kids - one to be seen .. and they were sitting there and sitting there - then this woman comes in and sits by the dad and I can only assume it's his wife, and she brought two more kids..
so she sits by my mom and I but like across from her husband and this couple
and she starts asking the woman to the couple questions (the mom does) ...
and woman and mom introduce themselves - they were actually talking football at first ... nurse (woman) had a Seahawks bag ...
so they are chit chatting and then the mom starts to ask the husband questions ....
and this didn't sit well
I actually heard him say something like "you can talk to her all you want, she can share what she wants but I'm more private"
but she continues to ask him stuff
"are you worried about your wife?"
like wtf lady ....
then she keeps asking him shit
and you can tell he's getting very very annoyed
and then she asks "do you have kids" and the guy goes "that's not going to make her feel any better..." and shortly after - Nurse gets up and says she needs to get some air
and I thought - that's a woman going through fertility issues or has had loss or something .... and I thought she must have recently had a miscarriage or something
so then I realize when she came back she didn't go back to her seat
her husband got up and she checked out cuz they'd been waiting 4 hours and all that ....
and I thought that the lady hit a nerve and really thought that the nurse had a loss recently
well she ended up being my nurse tonight...
so anyway - she ended up being my nurse for a little while tonight and sure as shit ... she had a stillborn baby last year 😞 of course I told her about my bestfriend and baby J born with his wings and all my miscarriages ... and my fertility issues




















































































