Brad Womack … returns to the Bachelor Pad. He said “in every single blog he was called a self-righteous, selfish, immature, commitment fob…”
Er……. Not in my blog Brad …. Course I was as shocked and pissed as the rest of the fans…. But… then I realized, he did the STAND UP THING. Honestly…. Instead of stringing one girl along for a few more months until the show finished airing, and announcing THEN that he didn’t feel right about it, he did it right away. I donno about other women out there, but if I were in Jenny or DeAnna’s shoes… I would have wanted to know that his feelings weren’t there for me as soon as he knew, and it sounds like, he pretty much did that. And then to be dubbed the most hated Bachelor ever, when HE DID THE STAND UP THING … blows my mind. People change, he’s had 3 years to grow up, mature, and find out where he really wants to be in life, so I’m embracing him as the first man to be the Bachelor twice. I always liked Brad. It sounds like he has put himself through the ringer too.
Then there is the whole interview with Jenni & DeAnna….. I think DeAnna was still a little… dare I say, bitter sounding? HELLO – it’s been 3 years, you aren’t over it yet? You’ve gone through – what – 30+ guys counting the ones on your season of the Bachelorette!?!?!? She let the guy that America thought she should go for go, picked the wild guy who everyone loved but knew was to immature for her, and then broke it off with him after a few months…… and now she’s engaged to the brother of one of the contestants of Season 5 Bachelorette… (which was Jillian Harris’ season, who was rejected by Jason Mesnick who was the good guy most of America was routing for but rejected by DeAnna…… how does THAT work out???) Jenni was more supportive, she has obviously found happiness in the marriage she rekindled with an ex boyfriend of hers (if I remember correctly) after Brad broke her heart. It seemed … rather … uncomfortable. DeAnna seemed bitter and Jenni seemed supportive, that was what I took away from it.
So ……… on with the show… to the girls….
BOLD is Limo Meetting
Alli – Apparel Merchant – Columbus, OH – she says “I know America hates you but I’m more then willing to give you a second chance” …
Ashley H. – Dentist – Philidelphia, PA ….. Her motto “Love, Romance, and Healthy Gums” …er…. K… oh but good for her for dancing around in her boy shorts underwear…. And… was she wearing a bra?? If she was, it wasn’t very supportive…….. got a pick up hug under the limo…. She offers to leave out of the limo with him, cuz … there is a limo waiting already ….
Ashley S – Nanny – New York, NY - Sweet Southern Girl at a crossroads. Carrying grief and loss from the death of her Dad. She says she appreciates love so much more, because of it, and if she loves someone, she tells them every day. (originally from NC) … She kissed where he was slapped…. Called him a call-drink-of-water … and said she wasn’t going to hate on him, to which Brad said he loved her already… and then GRABBED HIS ASS…….to which Brad said she was his type of girl… ha ha … Had a very lovely convo with Brad that turned his night around.
Britt – Food Writer – Woodinville, WA - …I have been told that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, and hands him a little bag of goodies …
Britnee – Paralegal – Holland, PA - … Made Brad go to the car and open the door for her …
Chantal O – Executive Associate (Car Saleslady) – Seattle, WA – Divorced dog and cat Mommy… self-proclaimed bad at the “dating game” …. She’s the first girl out of the limos… the one who said “I have something from every woman in America” and slapped him across the face, then proclaimed she was “just the messenger” and it wasn’t from her…at…all….. yeah right! But Brad handled it very very well I thought… first he said he deserved it, and then he said it was a nice hit…
Cristy – Attorney - Ft. Lauderdale, FL ……… Handshake …of….. death…. Usually the girls HUG… “If there is one thing for me to know about you before going in what would it be?” .. he says “that I’ve changed” LOL ……….
Emily – Children’s Hospital Event Planner – Charlotte, NC … she talks about the her fiancé and how she wasn’t feeling well when he told her to stay home and rest, and went on to the race he was going to, and later that day found out that the plane crashed and all ten people on it died, including her fiancé. The Friday of that week, she found out she was pregnant, and now she has a beautiful little girl. Her story seriously touches the heart and you HOPE she makes it far, because you want her to find happiness. (Maybe the next Bachelorette if she doesn’t get picked?) Her daughter’s name is Ricki after her Daddy. … She is such a sweetie! He tells her “you are such a beautiful woman” and he likes her accent ….
J –Operations Manager - Seattle, WA - First off, before I even get into the “limo entrance” I have to say, she must be special to just have a letter and not a full name. Maybe she was to embarrassed to be on the show and didn’t want her whole identity revealed??? Who knows….Hugs… she says “thanks for having this big ol’ party for me, cuz it’s my birthday” LOL… …
Jackie – Artist – New York, NY - … demands he make a promise right out of the limo … pinky swear it… that he won’t break her heart… HELLO GIRL…….. geez….
Jill – Sales Director – Frisco, TX… Announces right away that she’s ready to get married, ha ha… Brad says he is too…
Keltie – Radio City Rockets – Hollywood, CA … Way to show everyone your underware! She gets out of the limo and right away her leg is up in the air! And she says “this is so bananas…” .. oh my! And she’s wearing one feather earring??
Kimberly – Marketing Coordinator - Charlotte, NC – not really a good impression by basically saying “she has a lot or reservations” and blah blah … seriously…
Lacey – Insurance Agent – Tampa, FL …… she’s excited to meet the bachelor … did everyone get that?? As she’s practically jumping up and down clapping away announcing her excitement! Really loved her purpled dress, very pretty!! …
Lauren – High School Teacher – Arlington, VA ….She looks pretty her in her gold dress ….
Lindsay – 1st Grade Teacher -Plano, TX – red dress – that’s all I remember…
Lisa M. – Marketing Coordinator – Ottawa, KS….Ruby Red Slippers .. really … oh my, I suppose, whatever you have to do to make yourself stand out and be memorable ….
Lisa P. – Sales Consultant – New York, NY …. Asked for advice, he told her to be herself …..
Madison – Model – Brooklyn, NY … “Mysterious” and “Adventurous” are the two words she uses to describe herself as she is sporting a couple of fangs and says … as she is applying her make-up “it would be so much easier if I had a reflection” and then hisses at the camera…. Um… okay .. but it’s when you hear her describe how she met the leader of the underground vampire world …. And she hopes that the Bachelor is sexy dark kind of guy and “he better watch out” …. Him and the rest of the girls, I mean, I assume they are all mortal and have blood….She tells him that she doesn’t know a single thing about him and that he looks delicious … SERIOUSLY!?!?!! …omg, I think I just threw up a little in my mouth… he says he likes this mysterious demener… then as she goes to go inside, I swear he says “nice fangs” ugh! ….
Meghan – Fashion Marketer – New York, NY ……. “Finding a boyfriend is like shopping for a great pair of shoes, it’s really difficult, you have to go through a lot of ugly cheap cheesy ones to find a really great pair” and then also says meeting the man of her dreams would be the perfect accessory ……. Um……. Seriously? … she comes out of the limo wearing the most “Lady Gaga” shoes I’ve seen… black dress and pink tacky shoes ….I just can’t even focus on what she says cuz of the shoes, I’m BLINDED by the shoes (sorry I’m just not a shoe girl like that) …..
Marissa – Sports Publicist - Kissimmee, LF …. “Are you okay with being with someone who’s life completely revolves around sports!” … he says “I think I love you already”….
Melissa – Waitress – Lake Worth, FL …. JUMPS into his arms…. Definitely a lasting impression ….
Michelle – Hair Stylist – Salt Lake City, UT – Single Mommy to a little girl …. Already called herself “his wife” before she even knows who the Bachelor is… There seems to be alittle (lot of) chemistry going on between the two of them, seriously … ….
Raichel – Manscaper – Fullerton, CA - she gets way to much pleasure out of the pain these men go through while she waxes them……… yeah… Breathing exercises, and then announces he is the perfect guy for her, and then they stumble across complementing each other ….
Rebecca – Esthetician - Mission Viego, CA ….My Grandma has always told me you have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince charming, aawwwwwwww and she gives him a sweet little kiss. …..
Renee – Nanny – Palos Hills, IL …. Her name is RENEE and she’s from OUTSIDE Chicago … her voice goes up with the uppercase words… it’s … kinda… annoying actually ….
Sarah L. – Musical Theater Performer– Saginaw, IL – Random fact about me, I can’t snap my fingers! -
Sarah P – Real Estate Broker – Denver, CO ….. “Can you do something for me” … sure… “Can you get down on one knee? Repeat after me ‘Will you marry me’” … and then they laugh… he says “that wasn’t so bad” LOL….
Shawntel N. – Funeral Director -Chico, CA - Okay – profession – CREEPY …. But … someone has to do it… right? ….Likes her yellow dress, says “I think you can make anyone look good” ….
Stacee – Bartender – Boston, MA - … “I have to be honest with you though, I don’t know who you are” LOL….. Brad liked that… …
After the limo, all the girls are snarking about how it didn’t work the first time, etc and so on… and how if he doesn’t walk away engaged this time, he better hide in a cave. Brad comes in and gives a nice, nervous, speech where he asks the girls if they think he’s not here for the right reasons, or doesn’t want to stay because of his history, he offers the girls a chance to leave. Brad talks about how he’s had therapy and how he feels like a jerk. The girls really grill him – over and over and over – about what happened 3 years ago.
Brad gets doubtful and then with the convo with Ashley S, where she tells him that if he ever needs someone to talk to she’ll always listen , etc… very sweet convo.
Then “manscaper” came along waxed the poor guy… well, his wrist. LOL… it’s good to know though, that Brad does not want his “undercarriage” waxed, and he’s going to keep his “package” far away from waxing.
Jackie tells Brad that she sings and when she does…….. she makes up some weird song … that rhymes… she does okay, she can sing but you can tell she had some nerves going on too.
And then there is the girl (Alli) who sticks her arse in his face (okay, maybe not IN his face) … to ask him if he can “handle this” …. And then Renee steals him away, and Alli comes back and says “I wanna hang out too,” and then says “Can I steal you back away” and he goes off with Alli, so then Renee comes back and butts into their convo to steal him away .. again…. But then another girl comes and steals him away before she even gets a chance to, and then she comes and talks to him again, and ANOTHER girls steals him away before she even really gets a chance to start talking to him. You can tell that Renee is frustrated! Well, that and she says she’s frustrated.
Emily is nervous that she won’t get a rose because she’s shy and reserved. But Brad and Emily seemed to have a good one on one time. She says “My Mommy always tells me it’s better to be home alone, then to be home and wish you were alone” … I think I see some pretty good chemistry with Emily too.
Then there is FANG GIRL……. Oh yes…… Madison. First thing he says to her when they sit down for some one on one time is “Are you wearing FANGS?” ha ha … Brad says she has a sexy unique look but “the girl has fangs, okay… okay … if that’s her deal, great, if it’s a joke, get rid of it… I’m not here to play games.” He asks he point blank if she wants to be here, and she says she does. She says she Bdoesn’t want to mess around and then Brad goes “that’s good, cuz the fangs are really really hot…”
Then he had some one on one time with Michelle… not before she got some time bitching about Fang Girl. But she let’s Brad know that she has a 5 ½ year old little girl name Briell (sp?) …
ASHLEY S GETS THE FIRST IMPRESSION ROSE ………..
The girls who get ROSES:
Ashley S (first impression Rose) – Michelle – Kimberly – Madison – Emily – Raichael – Keltie – Ashley H – Meghan – Lisa M – Lindsay – Alli – Sarah P – Marissa – Britt – Stacey – Shawntel N – Jackie – Melissa – Chantel O
Those who got eliminated:
I’m sad to see some of the girls go, but he can’t keep everyone!
I guess my top 3 picks are:
Ashley S, Emily & Michelle
I was shocked to see Madison stay – but she’ll make good TV….
Of course the sneak peek into the season looks ………… interesting ….. for … sure….. CAT FIGHT!!