This is the dawn of.... New Zodiac??

 You may have heard the whispers about the "New Zodiac" ......... well... the whispers are true... but are they right!?!?!?

First........ they tell us that our favorite little dwarf planet is no longer a PLANET?!?!?!?!

And because one Scientist (or a group of them) got a bug up their butt and decided to discriminate the poor little planet ... and no one calls FOUL ....  poor little Pluto gets the boot...

They are just like BIG BULLIES in school picking on the littlest kid cuz he's different!!!  Well, :::kicks them in the shin!:::  I stand up for you Pluto!! 

AND NOW!!!  NOW ... some Astronomer who realizes .... suddenly ... that the Earth and Sun have moved (wow - imagine that!!! We are suspended in space and not sitting on some pedestals in the great Giant's office) ... and because they have moved we MUST take into account how the constellations have moved in comparison to this Astronomers nose........ er.... the placement of the Earth and Sun.   Regardless ......

These are the original Zodiac Signs.....

And now ....  they have shifted dramatically and added a 13th sign!

The New Dates:

Capricorn: Jan. 20 - Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 - March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18 - May 13
Taurus: May 13 - June 21
Gemini: June 21 - July 20
Cancer: July 20 - Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10 - Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16 - Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30 - Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23 - Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29 - Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17 - Jan. 20

So ... based on the NEW Dates..... My husband ...who was a Gemini... is now a Taurus!  I am no longer a Cancer, but now a Gemini .... my eldest, Calahan, is no longer a Capricorn but is now a Sagittarius..... Noah is now a Capricorn instead of being Aquarius .... The Princess is still a Leo ... Nathan who was the very END of the Aries dates, is now at the beginning - so he stays the same.  And lil Kaedyn changes from a Virgo and becomes a Leo!... well, to give that last one credit, he does look like a little Lion...

BUT STILL!!!!

I always wanted to be a Gemini instead of a Cancer.....  I got tired of  ... "What sign are you?" ... "Cancer" .. "What? You have cancer!?" ...  ::smacks forehead:::   If anyone thinks that is really funny, needs to be shot...  but that's just my personal opinion...

It took me awhile to really embrace my Cancerness.... and ... I LIKE IT ....... I am the nurturer!!  SO DO NOT CHANGE IT!  Gawd....   I realized that Cancer fits me like a glove and ... seriously ......

The guy who got the bug up his nose and decided everything should be changed, including adding the sign in that the Babylonians DISCARDED .... admittingly knows NOTHING about Astrology ....... just Astronomy ......

Seriously!?!?!?!

I'm making a picket sign!!!

Here are a few links:
Huffington Post - New Zodiac
Voices - New Zodiac, Don't Switch Yet
Live Science - New Zodiac

TO QUOTE MY STEPMOM:  " Astronomers must have time on their hands. Do something important"