I suppose I should announce...

I suppose I should announce why I've been kinda quite lately....

.

.

.

.

.

Well, I recenetly found out that I am..............

Yes that's actaully my test and not some picture I found on some website... LOL... This was after taking 3 others with 2 lines.... Here is Nathan.... he just doesn't know what to think....

What is this??

It means I'm going to be a WHAT!?!?!?!?!

He's 12.... (can I cry now??)

Calahan and Nathan (above) and his cake (below)
Momma being artsy fartsy...
with the candles....
About to blow out the candles...

12 Years ago... I had given birth to a beautiful baby boy... He made me what I am today... He made me a "Mom" ... we went through a lot of firsts together... he is always testing me and preparing me to be a better Mother for his brothers... but he thinks I'm a great mom too, so that's all that really counts. Boy... :: sniff :: I cannot believe he's 12...

"Do Girls Fart??"

If you haven't read my last post .. lol... then you didn't read about my 5 year old (he's almost 6 - wahhhhhhh) ... asking me, all serious... "Mom, do girls fart?" ...

Well... I didn't happen to mention right after he asked that.. he tilted his tiny body a little... and this trumpet sound escaped him and he smiled proudly and said "excuse me!"

I smiled at him.. and said "yes they do, honey... but not like you... you are the Prince of Gas! Course... Daddy Dennis is the king!" ....

He accepted that answer, thought it was a good one... and walked off.. but of course not without one last bubble of stink ... ::sigh::

APPARENTLY .... my son is ENGAGED!?!?!?!

APPARENTLY ....... my son is engaged!! ...

he's doing dishes... and Noah is finishing his dinner... and some how (Dennis and I over hear from the living room - with the TV on) him talking about girls... (so we mute the TV) well actually the line that caught our attention was "That's why men and women have babies, to continue the human race"... he's saying that he has to marry a girl... "It's the way of life for me now, Noah" ... he says... Noah goes "WHY!?!?!?" and Calahan says "I don't know, it just is" ... ROFLMBO.... so then Noah asks him "Are you going to marry Kayla?" and he says "Yeah, maybe...." and there is some silence before he adds "Unless she finds someone else to marry" ...

::: whew :::

For a second there, I thought we were gonna have to take him out to get her an engagment ring!!

HOLY COW... is this boy trying to give me a heart attack before his 12th birthday on Saturday!?!?!?!?

Dennis and I were cracking up though - OMG ... just cracking up!!

And then Noah came out and asked me if girls fart....... ROFLMBO...

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!! It's hard to believe that it's 2008 already!! Feel like it was just 1996 and I was crabby as hell and 9 months pregnant, over due, and pissed off about it! LOL... Hard to believe that stubborn child who would not leave the womb is going to be 12 on Saturday ... [crying] ....

So did everyone make New Years Resolutions???? I did ... Your typical weight loss, get knocked up for the very last night, spend time with the kids and manage to keep the house in liveable condition ones.. LOL... plus getting at least one romanatic vacation with Dennis and hopefully a family one in there too... and get out on a date with Dennis at least once a month :) As in - no kids, just us... and not just do it for our Anniversary...

We spent New Years Eve by going out to eat as a treat ... and then we took the kids to go see Alvin and the Chipmunks... :) It was a cute movie.. not a *MUST* see thing - in my opinion... but cute :)

I however cannot wait to see 27 Dresses!! Dennis and I might have to go on two date nights this month :)
Noah and Calahan - when the heck did Noah start looking so mature??? WAHHHHHHHHH!!
And our PREEEEEEEECIOUS Nathan!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ONE AND ALL!!!