Bubba and Daddy
- They were play fighting in bed this morning while I was still *trying* to sleep.
- Daddy: Arrrrrrrrrrgh (flips him about)
- Bubba: You gonna kill my heart!
- Daddy: I'm not going to kill your heart.
- Bubba: Yes you is
- Daddy: Nah (they are still play fighting, Bubba charges him.)
- Bubba: You gonna break me heart!
- Daddy: I love you, that won't break your heart.
- Bubba: Break me heart! (weirdo)
- Daddy: I'm not going to break your heart.
- Bubba: Yes! (Tickle torture ensues) Stop it! (he says as he's shoving parts in Daddy's hands to tickle more) ... You a stinker!
- Daddy: I'm not a stinker (more tickle torture) ... You are George!
- Bubba: Me not George.
- Daddy: Okay Paco.
- Bubba: Me not Paco either. Me (he says his name) ...
- Daddy: I'm glad you like your name.
- This is a typical day in my house. Play fighting and play arguing. It makes me smile!
Today on Paranormal Activity ....
My husband just said….
Today on Paranormal Activity …. the villain is played by Dad, and the victim is played by Kaedyn who has already been pulled out of the bed once……….
He’s pulling him down the bed by his feet….
At some point during this crazy episode he also added the JAWS theme ….
Kaedyn, in attempts to escaped Dad (while laughing like a loon) …. shot him with a finger and yelled “You’re grounded!"
Daddy said .. “Wow, you have a grounding gun!? I want one!"
And lets not forget him saying ……… “It’s cheating hiding behind mom!"
I don’t have four children, I have five.
Just sayin….
Kaedyn is going through this phase where he's scared going to the bathroom by himself... so I'm sitting in there with him, and I remember, I need to call my Mom and let her know about the appointments next week. So I call her up. After I'm done talking to her, I tell her I'm sitting in the bathroom with Kaedyn while he poops... speaker phone goes on...
Nana: Kaedyn, why does Mommy need to be in there with you?
Kaedyn: Because me wuv her
Nana: That doesn't mean she needs to be in there with you!
Kaedyn: But me wuv her a lot and me call her me girlfriend ...
Nana: I hate to break this to you kid, but girlfriends don't like to watch their guys poop!
Kaedyn looks at me, and I'm laughing so hard I have tears. Then he says...
Kaedyn: Yes she do!
Nana: Did you make Mommy cry?
Kaedyn: (after examining me for a minute) No, she be waf-fing
Nana: She's laughing?
Kaedyn: Yep
I asked him if he was going to sleep with Daddy while I was at the hospital with Nathan.
Kaedyn: No
Me: Well where are you going to sleep?
Kaedyn: Wif ewe!
Me: You can't sleep with me, I have to be with Nathan at the hospital and hes going to be super sick.
Kaedyn: But me want go wif ewe!
Me: You can't
Kaedyn: (breaking into tears) But me wuf you!! You me girlfriend!
Ooooooooooooooh dear .......... he crawls into bed with Dennis and I after we fall asleep. I told him last night he only had a little while longer he could do this... I'm not sleeping with a 12 year old...
He goes "Me know"
Didn't start letting kids sleep with me until Nathan came along and then I had no choice with Kaedyn cuz he would NOT SLEEP ANYWHERE ELSE but with me, in my arms, and sometimes the swing... if I put him down with anyone, in his crib, cradle, playpen, trash, the recycler, the kitchen table, in the spider dungeon on dirty clothes that needed to be washed... didn't matter, he'd wake up screaming with in 60 seconds - and I'm not exaggerating at all. Well, except about the trash, recycler, kitchen table and dungeon on dirty clothes, but the rest is the God's honest truth.
Co-Sleeping sucks when you have feet and knees and elbows in places they shouldn't be.......
