First Date: Ashley S …. “Let’s Find Our Love Song”
Brad says “The very first time I laid eyes on Ashley S… my nerves went away” …. They went to Capital Records Recording Studio … they are going to sing “A Kiss From A Rose” by Seal.. Seriously, this is the episode Seal is going to be in isn’t it??? Okay … so … doesn’t he and Heidi need to make another baby here!?!?! There is a new Project Runway coming up… she has to be knocked up for it. Anyway… Brad obviously cannot sing worth a lick…… but Ashley S. sounds like the next American Idol compared to him. LOL..
And………. Then they leave the room………… and … there he is…….. MUAHAHHAHAHA… I won’t repeat the baby making thing……
It is one of my favorite songs …
Then they move to the roof-top…… where Brad says he loves that he can truly be himself around her. They talk for awhile, and he says that he is looking for being able to be himself around someone and he can do that around her, so he gave her the rose. Awwwwww … It was sweet.
Second Date: Group Date: Lindsay, Chantel, Alli, Britt, Kimberly, Sarah, Shawntell, Ashley H, Lisa, Stacy, Marissa, and Michelle ….. “Love Hurts”
Michelle immediately goes into bitching about the fact that she has to go on a group date with everyone. Seriously Michelle……….. SHUT UP!!
So they get to do their own action adventure movie… Michelle highly suggests that these “Ninjas” kidnap the other girls……. Seriously – did I mention … SHUT UP MICHELLE ..
Go Shawntel! She lays one into him like no other…….. and Michelle is uber jealous, which just makes it five million times better….
Then they all jump in the pool with their clothes on…
Chantel O gets some one on one time with Brad, Brad asks her what the biggest mistake was she ever made… and she tells him how she didn’t talk to her biological Dad for 15 years… and how when she finally contacted him… it was to late. … and then he kissed her……
So one of the other girls (Alli) is having some one on one time with Brad and Michelle walks in there, makes her presence known … and is like “when ever you are done” ….. and continues to stand there, because it is no longer a private conversation anymore. So then Brad goes off with Michelle and she starts boo-hoo-ing about missing her daughter (which I can understand but nothing with her feels REAL anymore) ….
So the rose goes to Shawntel … YAY for it not going to Michelle!!! Then she’s all “I’m so pissed, I didn’t get the rose after the conversation we had.” And then … “It doesn’t matter, because pretty soon it is just going to be me and Brad, in Tahiti, practicing making babies” … um… what about your daughter? Isn’t she included? She’s going on and on about how immature the other girls are, but the only immature one I see is her! And she seems like she’s going to be controlling!! Seriously – YIKES!!
Then they watch the movie that they did (which Michelle bitching in the background) …
Emily opens up to the girls about her past… about her fiancé and how he died, and then that same week she found out she was pregnant with her daughter.
Third Date: Emily … “Love is intoxicating”
I love Meghan’s description of Emily – “She’s this itsy bitsy Barbie Doll with the soul of Mother Theresa … so you want to hate her, but you can’t, cuz you can’t hate Mother Theresa … so you gotta love her… so no one hates Emily… great… awesome…. “
They go into a little airplane, and of course given Emily’s history, she’s nervous… and then, Brad takes Emily into wine country …
Emily just seems not comfortable at all… Brad point blank asks her about her past relationships… and she’s deflecting… I seriously hope she tells him. And when he takes her into this barn with candlelight and she does share what happened. And then he kissed her…….. after he gave her the rose. He says that he feels like he’s starting a future with her. I hope so, I think a lot of people are routing for Emily! And I’ll tell ya what – if she isn’t the girl with the ring on her finger at the end, she’s going to be the next Bachelorette!
Wow….. there is a moment during Emily’s date where there is a little mini interview with Madison, about Emily, and she doesn’t have her fangs… and she has emotions…. At this moment, I actually like Fang Girl… without her fangs…
Brad brings his therapist in and talks to him… then he gets ready for the Rose Ceremony…
Shawntel, Ashley S, and Emily all have Roses… 17 women…. 3 have to go home…
There is some one on ones and then Michelle STEALS him away … and he makes it known that … he likes that she wants to spend so much time with him and makes no bones about it. Madison tells him she’s thinking about going home, Emily’s story made things very real and made her look at things from a different perspective … Ashley H. even says that if he doesn’t feel the same way about her then to please let her go now… and he left their convo, but went back and kissed Ashley H.
Before the actual Rose Ceremony begins, Brads makes a little speech … in which he says “if anyone is here who is having second thoughts, please don’t accept these roses” … and then he starts…
Michelle (rolling my lovely blue eyes) …. Chantel O…
and then Madison leaves… Brad goes to talk to her…. She tells him, she doesn’t feel right taking a rose from one of these girls who has put everything on the line… she wouldn’t feel right if she were here tomorrow…. She seems like a great girl when she doesn’t have her fangs in and isn’t THAT GIRL….. she’s very smart, and very aware of the other people around her…. She came into the show a joke, but honestly, she left a very different woman.
So back to the ceremony ….
Ashley H, Shawntel, Emily, Michelle and Chantel all have roses…. He continues with Lisa, Jackie, Ashley S, Marissa, Britt, Alli, Lindsay, Meghan, and the last rose goes to….. (drum roll) …. Stacy …
Going home is: Kimberly, Sarah … and Madison removed herself.
Unfortunately – I think the Siren Michelle is going to continue to stick around. I can honestly say that I can’t wait until she goes home…
However….
My top three…..
1: Emily
2: Ashley S.
3: Shawntel
well first off, I agree 100% with you on the comment about Emily bg mother theresa lol...that was funny and true!! I just adore Emily and I think everyone else watching does also. I also think that Brad is falling for her big time which is nice to see because he seems like a really great guy. I agree with you on the top 3 except I don't like Shawntel as much as I like Chantel O. And I also hate Michelle, so we are on the same wavelength there lol.
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