I assure you, I haven't been ... kidnapped by aliens...

But I was kidnapped, tied up, and tortured by 4 of the male gender humanoids...

.... then they made me take photographs of the smallest of the bunch...

Here he is ... telling me telepathically ... that I am totally under his command...

He has the biggest one under his power also... but don't quote me on that...

Nooooooooo don't eat the monkey!!!
This was 2 days before his "half birthday" ...

He wasn't exactly totally happy about my putting the lens in his direction...
Bath time.... he made me go out and get him one with frogs on it...

And then showing off the FROG PRINCE he is...
He's showing off new tricks...
"I have you under my power, let me pull the hair on your face to prove how much I have you under my power.... yep ... hurts doesn't it...."

I play with my feet while I eat.... Mommy says that's naughty, but I don't listen...
This means I want up... understand my signals and pick me up already!
Oh wait, Check out my butt.... now isn't that a cute butt!?!?!?!
If I don't capture your attention with my cute butt, check out my cheeky smile...

It's feeding time...
Mommy says my shirt is cute, but I tell her it's ALL me...
HA HA!! I stole the spoon I stole the spoon....
Now my hands are wet and slippery... what's up with that???