Just today I took Noah, Nathan and Kaedyn to a Children's Christmas Party hosted by their Developmental Clinic ... and I had no stroller, no leashes today ... just me, and the three boys. Kaedyn and Nathan were going every which way ... Nathan was crying because he's been fighting a migraine and I brought him in this bright loud environment...and so he was covering his ears, his eyes... and just could tell he was miserable. I'll share more photos later (gotta pull them off my phone) ... and then we went to Fred Myer to get some lunch ... and I kid you not, first I stopped where they have the deli sandwiches, and they didn't have any Spicy Beef Wraps that I have fallen for.... OMG they are so good....... anyway, we then went to the deli where they have some behind the case, so I asked "do you have any of the spicy beef wraps back there?" and he guy goes "no I don't think she made any today?" so then he asks the other lady back there, and she confirms, there weren't any made today by the lady.... so I looked at the guy and said "you be sure to tell her that she sucks then, cuz that's what I came here for," and he bust out laughing as I told him "thank you goodbye" ... and walked away. No kidding, I really did say that, and he really was laughing hysterically as I walked away.
Apparently ... no one has quite had that reaction before............ when they had no spicy beef wraps....
Well.... I did!
So ... as we are walking through the store, while I am trying to think of another plan ... we go past this couple and they look at the three boys and jaw drops.
"BOY, YOU HAVE YOUR HANDS FULL DON'T YOU!?!"
I hear that ...... all......... the........... time.........
So I gave my typical answer.........
"JUST A LOT!"
Then Noah goes "Mom, why are those people talking to you?"
So I told him... "cuz they are amazed at the fact that I can handle the three of you and not be bald, gray or insane by now...." I see a few heads turn. Then I added, "but what they don't know, is I really can't handle all of you..." and I snicker.
Another lady says "Well, you make it look easy!"
humph! LOL...
If you say so lady....
So yeah.... it was funny.
So then when one of my friends posted this on Facebook tonight, I had to crack up! I only have 4 kids (5 if you include the Princess) ... and I consider us a large family. So .... I have heard a few of these lines several times...

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